Wore my underpants inside out and didn’t realize it until 5 minutes before I left work.
Got myself lost driving home.
Drank a beer while pooping.
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
You go, boy.
My girlfriend is the personification of sunshine; she is everything good in the world. She is laughter and smiles and a cold beer on a hot summer afternoon. My girl is heart stopping, mind numbing, everything is good and nothing hurts happiness. Sitting on a rooftop watching fireworks, being let out of work early, winning the lottery, catching the biggest fish wonderfulness. I can’t believe I lived a life before her and can’t imagine living without her.
Planning a scavenger hunt for my lady for our anniversary….I’m way too excited about this.
5 days was approximately 4.5 days too long for her to be gone…