June 2013
May 2013
Summary of my Day:
Wore my underpants inside out and didn’t realize it until 5 minutes before I left work.
Got myself lost driving home.
Drank a beer while pooping.
Yuuuuuup.
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
Yes.
Good.
You go, boy.
“I find it extremely impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks’s “Landslide,” especially the lyric: “I’ve been afraid of changing, because I’ve built my life around you.” I think a good test to see if a human is actually a robot/android/cylon is to have them listen to this song lyric and study their reaction. If they don’t cry, you should stab them in the heart. You will find a fusebox.”
—Mindy Kaling (via backofmybrokenhand)
My girlfriend is the personification of sunshine; she is everything good in the world. She is laughter and smiles and a cold beer on a hot summer afternoon. My girl is heart stopping, mind numbing, everything is good and nothing hurts happiness. Sitting on a rooftop watching fireworks, being let out of work early, winning the lottery, catching the biggest fish wonderfulness. I can’t believe I lived a life before her and can’t imagine living without her.
April 2013
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
Hermione Granger
Planning a scavenger hunt for my lady for our anniversary….I’m way too excited about this.
8.5 hours until my lady lands back in Michigan :)
5 days was approximately 4.5 days too long for her to be gone…
