nowaitninjas: sometimes when i see someone online who i’m platonically infatuated with, i try to think of posts i can make that would attract their attention it’s sort of like the internet version of the male peacock parading around and displaying his tail feathers
i really kind of honestly just want to just not show up for work any more. im tired of feeling uncomfortable 99% of the time. im tired of my personal life and sexuality being an acceptable topic of conversation when im not around. im tired of feeling like i cant talk about my life openly, like ever hetero-privileged person does, without weird looks and awkward silences. im just tired.
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little-shark: “No one liked Howie.” “Lisa Frank is not the name of a woman.” This was perfect. Must read. 1. Topanga was at some point in human history considered not only a legitimate first name for a human being, but the kind of name that would inspire in malleable teenage boys a life-long infatuation. Topanga, in our day, was leading lady name-material. Topanga (pronounced Tah-payne-ga,...
heatherdeanne: hairy armpits do not send a message. yea they do, it just stinks see what i did there? heh.
This is potentially the most offensive hour of tv...
heatherdeanne asked: lalalalalalala. haiii.
mrslealovato: dianna-reptargron: colormechord: Chord Overstreet narrates Twilight as James Earl Jones, with a bonus Taylor Lautner impersonation. I CAN’T oh my fucking god. i’m laughing so hard. rofl. He sounded so much like Taylor. omfg. flawless!
You find somebody you like and you roll the dice. That’s all anybody can do.– (via maddierose)
lostandfoundandfoundagain asked: I really really like your blog.
So… I went to high school with Keshawn Martin. Lloyd Carr coached at my high school. Urban Meyer coached at my college. And I met William Gholston’s dad today, AND he invited me to come work out with him and William next week…? College Football Swag.
My friend is all “I told the guy I like that I like him and he said he needs to think about it and we need to talk, what does that mean? what do I do?” And I’m all “What exactly the fuck makes you think I know any better than you do!?” How do I people?
Next time you want to call a woman a slut, think about what you actually mean to...– Claire aka fuzzyspiders (via nitalee)
unlikely-course: ohhicas: homopotamus: thepiraticalstark: teenagedreamsandlovelythings: rapunzelda: marielikestodraw: thenizu: willowmansdaughter: alexmerry: Ian McKellen should be the voice of everything ever. Probably the single most badass thing about this is that he doesn’t crack himself the fuck up. Not so much as a single traitorous, unbidden upturn in the corner of his...
love and nit-picking.
thisdoesnotsuck: (Prompted from my dash being filled with young people lamenting and stating as truths “I’ll never find a perfect someone.” My first bit of unrequested advice, you don’t NEED “someone” for you to BE “someone.” Second, read on….) There’s a probabilistic approach to finding the love of your life, and it even has a name: satisficing (Is so a word - think if satisfy and suffice had...
UofM fans literally make me want to go on a...
Your team just won “the biggest rivalry in the history of sports evarrr!!1!” and you’d rather argue with me making a snarky comment about penalties and excessive celebration than actually go celebrate your win. Go shut your head in a fucking oven. I also realize only 1 or 2 of my followers will even know what I’m talking about OR care, but I’m irritated as fuck...
badassmcg asked: Noooooooooooooooo, I think it's because you're a good person who I would totally date if you swung that way, but I would have the great honor of being delicious friends with
badassmcg asked: Goddammit, I can't even attempt to be mad at you.
badassmcg asked: Ahh yeah I see where you're coming from. Well. Whenever you decide, you've always got my support :)
badassmcg asked: I take it they don't know?