And here I thought it was always because of my dashing good looks and disarming charm...
And the fact that you love State :)
November 2011
Wait, what if your grandparents wouldn't mind and would actually buy you fabulous gifts?
Both of my grandparents are so far gone with Dementia/Alzheimer’s they probably wouldn’t have any clue what was going on if I came out, honestly. But I’d rather avoid putting any stress on them if I can avoid it, they’re old as shit.
Gained a new follower at some point today...
…but Tumblr mobile won’t show me who. So hello and thanks for following! :)
Love when my family uses homophobic slurs. Mmmmmm…
Hope your cinnamon rolls came out as amazing as it seems they did. :-)
Oh they definitely did! Tried a couple and they were fantastic.
How much is postage to Maine? Seriously. Those look amazing.
I’ve been making them since literally 8:30 this morning haha They’re finally rolled and in pans, gotta wait half an hour for them to rise. NINE PANS, dude.
Mine don’t look as nice as those fancy pictures…but I cannot be fucked to spend that much time on anything.
Reblog if you actually know some of your followers outside of Tumblr.
and I am so very sorry
I second that.
Yeah…I’m so sorry.
i’m really sorry.
I regret nothing. :|
Especially the part where I papped on Tim’s butt.
Alex, Asia, Heather, Mae…I’m so very sorry bahahahahaha
Things I suck at:
- being attractive
- being normal
- being likeable
- math
“imagine johanna played by naya,” they said.
While we wait for the elevators, Johanna unzips the rest of her tree, letting it drop to the floor, and then kicks it away in disgust. Except for her forest green slippers, she doesn’t have on a stitch of clothing.
GIMME!
