May 2012
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Every John Green novel ever.
quicksummary: A geeky boy falls in love with a hurricane girl he can’t have, and then he gets her in the end after some low-key pseudo-philosophical revelations. 
May 1st
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Jquery does SUCH cool things, but it’s so fucking impossible to use. Here, this is what I’ve been staring at for 3 hours:  [[MORE]] <!—-/*  * jQuery Nivo Slider v2.7.1  * http://nivo.dev7studios.com  *  * Copyright 2011, Gilbert Pellegrom  * Free to use and abuse under the MIT license.  * http://www.opensource.org/licenses/mit-license.php  *   * March 2010  */ ...
May 1st
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Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.
lovethatburns: catspijamas:
May 1st
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Who the hell decided to name their condom company...
happyheathen113: I mean, do they not know the story of the Trojan Horse?! Let me fill you in: A city lets in a giant horse and when they think everything is just hunky-dory, it proceeds to break open and dozens of people flow out and start messing up everyone’s day.
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patiencewillburnyou: Time spent pursuing your heart, was time well spent. I went to great lengths but ended up nowhere.
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Had a great talk with Mark and Tina tonight. They both helped put a lot of things in perspective as far as friends and work. It felt good to talk and be genuinely listened to.
May 1st
April 2012
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alejandriaaa asked: You're a bitch and I hate you. But you're pretty so I'll deal with you. -.-
Apr 30th
Got my paperwork signed to stay employed on campus after graduation. My manager who hates me is PISSED. I cannot stop laughing. Pissing him off is my favorite pastime :)
Apr 30th
carsonphillips: I hate when I flip my hair and everyone just gets so overwhelmed
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I’m always suspicious of people being nice out of nowhere. What are your intentions?
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ouill: crossbeats: ouill replied to your post: Reminder that this week: Numerous people younger… I’m right with you bb let’s be failures together   I wouldn’t say failure, I’d call us slow cookers. bb, u da best
Apr 30th
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ahluxxx replied to your post: ahluxxx replied to your post: Reminder that this… Do you want me to be mean?! noooooooooooo! i love nice Alex! i cant wait to squish your face tomorrow :)
Apr 30th
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ahluxxx replied to your post: Reminder that this week: Numerous people younger… i <3 you. why are you being so niiiiice? its confusing…
Apr 30th
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ouill replied to your post: Reminder that this week: Numerous people younger… I’m right with you bb let’s be failures together  
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Reminder that this week: Numerous people younger than me graduated with their Bachelor’s. 3 of my friends that are younger than me got married. A bunch of people who I graduated with got their Master’s degrees.  Next week I’ll have an Associate’s and likely no job.
Apr 30th
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“The smell of her hair, the taste of her mouth, the feeling of her skin seemed to...”
– Georges Orwell, 1984 (via serialstranger)
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my website is officially online.
i might puke.
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“At some point you will realize that you have done too much for someone, that the...”
– (via wordsandlyrics)
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backtobrittana: On Tumblr it’s like every person is a lesbian but in the real world it’s like WHERE DA FUCK ARE ALL THE LESBIANS???
Apr 29th
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All of my student’s semester writerups are 2-3 paragraphs.  Mine is 3 pages. Whoops!
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