June 2012
wheretheducksgo:
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
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she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
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did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
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Racism is not systematic oppression. Oppression is oppression; that’s why that word exists. Racism is the belief that one race (*any* race) is superior to another race (*any* race; or *all* races) purely due to race. It’s just as wrong for a white person to say all black people love fried chicken as it is a black person to call an Asian Ching Chong as it is for an Asian to say all...
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Sending a risky text message and throwing my phone...
Then pretending it doesn’t exist for 4 hours.
beyoncebeytwice:
i completely disregard the food pyramid because it was probably built by slaves just like all pyramids and that is offensive
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joceln:
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
berlitz:
when u start having a good convo and then u say something awkward/embarassing
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weaseltotheface:
so i do weird things with food that people look at me funny for and i’ve decided to tell you all:
I put potato chips in my bologna sandwiches
i dip fries in chocolate milkshakes
and mayonnaise
I take left over pancakes and roll them up with sugar
i steam eggs instead of boiling them. (it works the shell just falls off it’s crazy)
stuff
are you me?
groovymuttations:
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
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there is a twitter account that posts comments... →
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May 2012
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“This is the thing: When you hit 28 or 30, everything begins to divide. You can...”
– Relevant magazine (via charliebravo)
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People in their 20s who are excited about their...
Side eying you soooooooo hard.
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My annoyance level is at like…a 43.
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Oklahoma Doctor Refuses To Provide Rape Victim... →
cognitivedissonance:
ThinkProgress reports: “An Oklahoma emergency room doctor refused to provide emergency contraception to a 24-year-old female rape victim because the medication violated the health provider’s personal beliefs… ‘I will not give you emergency contraceptives because it goes against my believes,’ the doctor allegedly told the rape victim and her mother, Rhonda. ‘She knew my...
breatheamore:
whenever i get into bed i always think of that one movie with the little asian kid meowing under the bed and shit my pants.
ADFHADFHADFHADFHASFH EVERY GODDAMN NIGHT. Amy, no lie, i REFUSE to look under my covers when I’m in bed. Straight up TERRIFIED.
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Being married does not mean shit. You’re telling me in the 2 minutes it took you to say your vows and that person went from your fiancé to your husband/ wife your feelings changed? Fickle mother fucker.
Friend, girlfriend, fiancé, wife…if I’m in love I’m in love. Words don’t change that. Laws don’t change that. Someone else’s opinion on it doesn’t...
in the last day and a half 2 people have unfollowed me. which really just tells me that those 2 people suck and have an awful sense of humor.
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Crossbeats:
From the philosophical perspective of the African musician, cross-beats can symbolize the challenging moments or emotional stress we all encounter. Playing cross-beats while fully grounded in the main beats, prepares one for maintaining a life-purpose while dealing with life’s challenges.
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radiobread2:
If you take longer than 5 minutes to text me back then expect the reply in 5 days because no one beats me at my own game
“What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with...”
– Carl Sagan (via -witheverything)
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Watchtheoffices:
Jim and Pam’s Wedding “Forever” Scene
“The only reason “coming out” is still even a thing is because it’s presumed that...”
– Anon (via victor-the-richter)
Someone give me a standing ovation/applause gif, STAT.
faineemae:
If I didn’t know any Muslims in real life and tumblr was my sole way to connect to my fellow brothers/sisters in Islam I would be shocked as how they choose to belittle each other. - Sharmake
Honestly, it’s like that with all religions. People choose to boost themselves by putting others down, rather than shutting their mouths and living the way their religion intends. The...
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Average person watching a TV series: 2-3 episodes a day.
Average Tumblr user watching a TV series: 2-3 seasons a day.
Me watching a TV series: 1 episode every 2-3 days.
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fuckingsalad:
how anybody would deny they’re gay: no i’m straight
how dianna agron denies she’s gay: 1.5k words long essay about equal rights and crying yourself to sleep because you have to lie to the people you love because you’re afraid of what they might think of the real you but deep down lying feels just as awful, all in random CAPSLOCK and !!!, featuring 3 inspirational quotes about...
