I’ve basically accepted the fact that I’m going to be the friend who has an awesome career, but is perpetually single and I go stay with my friend’s families on holidays, but when I’m not around they all feel bad because I never found anyone and settled down and they just shake their heads at how ridiculous my life is because I never really ‘grew up’ and their significant others are a little irritated because they didn’t marry my friend AND me but I’m always around but I’m so charming and I cook for them and their kids love me because I’m fun and bring them awesome presents.
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