Anonymous asked: 1,2, 3, 7, 8, 11, 18, 19, 21, 25, 26, 28, 30, 34, 35 36, 38 and 39.
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
Why are you so Goddamn difficult? To…a person.
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
That my feelings get hurt WAY more easily than people realize.
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
That I’m some kind of badass. Every time I get to be friends with someone they say they were intimidated by me and I just don’t get it.
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Cook me dinner. Legit, I think one of the most meaningful gestures a person can offer is making someone else food.
8. Describe your favourite texture.
The silk edges of my baby blanket. No lie. And, yes, I still have it.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
There is no possible way I could choose.
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
I don’t identify with any of them. At all. Mulan is my favorite though cause she’s a fuckin’ badass.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
Machine gun. And “fuck off.”
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
How frustratingly impossible some people can be.
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
Here is why more people should hang around me: If zombies ever show up, I guarantee you’d be safe with me. Because I’m slow as fuck, and I have neither a fight nor flight response. I have a lay down and die response.
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
I don’t even know any mythological creatures. A unicorn? Is a unicorn mythological? We’ll go with that.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
Life is an awkward moment as far as I’m concerned.
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
I’m not particularly quirky. Although I feel like in this age of hipsters not being quirky is quirky.
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
It has to taste good. And I eat it. That’s about it.
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
If someone is old enough to biologically be your parent/child, they are too old/young for you. Clearly, it all also has to be legal as well.
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
Umm…I don’t really want to do any embarrassing things. I guess I’d only be embarrassed to tell people my goals in the event I don’t accomplish them…they aren’t embarrassing in and of themselves.
38. How do you approach social situations?
Balls to the wall. Just go do it. Realize I’ll probably do/say something awkward and while I will relive that moment over and over in my head, it’s unlikely anyone else will notice, realize or care that it happened. If people DO notice awkward behavior, play it off like a joke.
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
My bed. It’s a full, which is the perfect size for just me. All 6 of my pillows. A shit fuck ton of blankets. The ONLY thing I’d prefer is if it was longer. I’m too tall for it :(